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In an awesome display of teamwork the HART cleaned house on the
salad bar leaving nothing, not even a crumb big enough for a mouse.
Reichardt eats Polish Sausage, says "MMM... that's good Polish, and I should know, I'm from Wisconsin don'cha know."
Apparently, the Polish sausage is doing nothing to mitigate the effects
of what appears to be a receding hairline. Click on the Team TT results
to the right for more info.
Kilgore puts on a few pounds.
States "jelly beans are more aero. "
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Says Kilgore:
"I've tested this by dropping jelly beans
and timed them against other candy shapes, the beans always land
first. Twizzler bites are actually a close second I think because
they demonstrate ballistic properties as they fall but that doesn't
help on the bike so I decided to go for the jelly bean shape. "
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Brian Huggins
Bang
Salon - Owners Rodger and Lisa Garcia return for another successful
season with HART! Bang Salon is a full-service salon, with locations in
Downing and Alameda (near Wash Park), and 22nd and Kearney (Park Hill).
Be sure to stop in, thank them supporting the local cycling scene, and
try out their personalized services - you will be amazed! Tell 'em HART
sent you!
David
Harrison is the Team Director and mastermind behind the Homeland of
America Race Team! The recent dominance of rational thought and proper
planning demonstrated by HART is due to David's awesome leadership,
direction, and instruction of our riders. For David, the season starts
in October, with multiple and laborious team meetings, social events
where many a game of charades was played and training rides aimed to
develop patriotism and hard work within the team.